theworldismyfuckingashtray:

not one of my best, i agree

alright tip: its like painting or drawing on your tablet thing. too hard, you’ll tire out (in the case of flyin), too soft you aint gonna get shit

also thermals are great, less work

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Why should I believe YOU, huh?

…Thermals?

Tell me the main thing you like about how I play my muse

zonkout:

Lew Dolin interior

A Wild Conrad Appeared

hannawolfcross:

@roclite

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“Gnee! Hey Conrad! What’s up?” The werewolf wagged his tail as he beamed at the vampire.

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“…What is this? Is this some kind of a joke?” This was Hanna wearing some sort of Halloween costume, right? Right.

theworldismyfuckingashtray:

whatever you say, sparkledust

make time to practice, only way it’s gonna happen

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Sparkledust. Really.

I know that!
Even when I’m a bat it’s difficult to fly, so that’s the next step.

theworldismyfuckingashtray:

dont get your panties in a twist i do this to literally everyone

i never said i was going to be helpful so there’s that

have you tried practicing? 

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I don’t care that you do it to everyone. I don’t want you to do it to me.

I have… a little. It’s hard to practice with my busy schedule.

theworldismyfuckingashtray:

oh i’m sure you are
i’ll call you whatever i want, fancyfeast

yeah but how long is that gonna last, can’t avoid it forever

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No you will not. You’ll call me by my name.

I can’t, but I don’t know how else to go about this.
You’re not being very helpful, you know.

…Then again, when are you.

theworldismyfuckingashtray:

should probably work on that, cupcake

i mean what if you’re doing something important then poof bat and it gets you killed

or you’re on a date

how embarrassing would that be

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You think I’m not working on it?!
…Don’t call me cupcake.

I’m avoiding any sort of situation where changing into a bat wouldn’t be ideal, so I don’t have to worry about that. Thanks.

theworldismyfuckingashtray:

as if it wasnt inevitable

still dont have the hang of that huh?

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No. No I haven’t. It’s a real pain in the ass.

theworldismyfuckingashtray:

is this the part where you complain about turning into a vamp cos if so imma grab some runes and tune out

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“The part where”, like I complain all the time about being a vampire. I don’t care all that much. But I could do without spontaneously turning into a bat every now and again.